Farmer

Summary

Farmer
Details
Role	Farmer
Location	Farm Fortress
Dialogue(s)	(Too many to list)

Referred as the Farmers, they are a group of NPCs that can be found throughout Farm Fortress. Most of the farmers wear blue attires, while a few of the farmers wear attires with different color schemes.

List of Dialogues

B1

• "Loading grains can be tough. I'm taking a break. Believe it."

B2

• "Granny Fields has been yelling at me to help her grandsons. Luckily I'm busy."
  1. "With what?"
     • "SCRAM! I SAID I'M BUSY!"
  2. "Leave"

B3

• "Sorry pal, still setting up here. Yeah... Might take awhile too."
• "If you're looking for food, check inside the fortress."

B4

• "Nice day."
• "You don't look like a horseman, so I doubt you want to pay for this hay."
• "I've got hay to look at."

B5

• "If you're looking to get inside the fortress, head up this tunnel and turn right. Look for the door up the stairs."
• "I'm sure you knew that though."

B6

• "I'm busy!!!"

B7

• "I wanted to eat outside, but I forgot my food."

B8

• "Life can get a little rocky. But that's alright with me."
• "I should be farming, but this rock is more interesting. Nobody farms anymore with that big hat around anyway."

Black

• "HEY? UHH I'M KIND OF DIGGING HERE. MIND GIVING A MAN SOME PRIVACY? THERE'S NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT EITHER!"

Brown

• "Some people, big hats included, think farmers can't afford shoes. We can, we just don't like em'."
• "I've said enough."

Orange

• "I really should be going."
• "Sorry, I don't have time to chat."
• "I have to get back to work."

Pink

• "Big hat... lousy... big hat wearing... big hat... OH! Woa! A customer! Oh wait...an adventurer. Just go buy your food from that big hat like everyone else."
  1. "Big hat? Who are you talking about?"
     • "I'm talking about Frobeet'zo. He's inside the fortress. Everyone buys from him anyway. You can't miss his big ugly hat."
  2. "You don't sell food?"
     • "I used to. Sadly my prices can't match that big hat anymore. If you're looking for food, go buy it from Frobeet'zo inside the fortress."

Gray

• "Oh wow, you actually stopped to talk to me. Can I interest you in some tools?"
  1. "Sorry, I'm an adventurer, not a farmer."
     • "Oh heheh. No problem then. Yeah."
  2. "No, but what is this place?"
     • "You're at Farm Fortress! It's a great place. Would be better without people wearing big hats though. Heheh. Yeah."

Trivia

• A lot of the farmers are essentially 'useless' once Fronand Frobeet'zo conquered the farms.
• A lot of farmers wear a blue attire.