The Criminal's Tallhat is a standalone armor piece that can be obtained in the Nightmare. It can be purchased from MANAGER SUPREME and/or Rising Waters at a price of 5,100,000 gold, or from MANAGER SUPREME and/or No-Legs at a cheaper price of 5,000,000 gold. It can also be acquired as a possible reward from the Guttermouth Cells.
In appearance, the Criminal's Tallhat is a roughly-made hat with a tall height and a brown color accented by the dark green bands around the top. There are four gun barrels pointing in different directions from the brim of the hat. Lastly, the gray mask below the hat features a telescopic eyehole on the left and a basic eyehole on the right to enable the players' vision.
When equipped, the Criminal's Tallhat provides 13 armor points, slightly increasing the players' protection. In addition, it provides 75 additional points to both ranged and melee-damage types, increasing the number of damage inflicted on opponents while using melee and/or ranged weapons.
- If the player is wearing equipment such as the Strange Creature Ring or the Scorched Soul's Ring, the eye effect can be seen poking out of the eyeholes.